Thursday, September 19, 2013

I can't make this stuff up

I can't really believe this, but it's already the 3rd Thursday of September (mind = blown) and therefore, it's time for this month's installment of the Boys Behind the Blog link-up! I emailed the questions to C this morning, and had my responses before too long... I'll be honest, I considered giving them a little teensy edit, but then I reconsidered. After all, I do claim that this blog is a representation of who I really am, and, in turn, it's who C really is, too - and his answers this month are about as real as he gets. So... enjoy! Hope you get a giggle out of them like I did :)

Hello, handsome! (also, sneak peek at our basement!)
1. If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

An eagle. Because 'Murica. Also, talons. And flying. Can you imagine how freaking awesome that would be? I wouldn't have a lot of non-eagle friends, either. I'd be all like, "Come over to my house and watch the game." And my non-eagle boys would cry because my bitchin' nest would be hundreds of feet above theirs. They'd be pissy because they live in nest-apartments and I get the nest-penthouse.

(I was cracking up at my desk while I read this.... but it's probably completely true!)

2. What is your favorite meal?

Red meat.

(This one I don't believe... pretty sure it's lasagna or something. Though he does love a good steak...)

3. Do you use any forms of Social Media? What is your favorite?

Twitter and Facebook, yes, but I don't actively participate in either. I like Twitter because I can follow famous people and judge them on their grammar and nonsensical approach to us underlings. I also like sports. Twitter is great for that.

(I can vouch for the fact that, when it comes to social media, we are complete opposites. He reads Twitter all the time for sports-related things, but never tweets, and I'm pretty sure the last time he was on Facebook was to change his relationship status to 'married.' C'est la vie!)

4. Beer, wine, liquor, other, or none of the above?

Not wine. I like my beverages to be greater than 100 degrees or less than 40. Wine always settles somewhere in the middle. Liquor? Meh. Liquor has it's place, but it's for when I want to get drunk RIGHT NOW. Like, if I was 5 hours late to a rager, then I'd probably grab the biggest bottle of hooch (hahaha hooch) and chug it like the sickest bro at the brofest. Gotta play catch-up. Really though, it's beer for me. I like the fancy beers, but in moderation. I buy those "this shit's about to expire, mix it up BITCH" 6 packs from Wegmans. Those are sweet.

(Bud Light is pretty much water for C & his buddies - and he's a liar, because he drinks wine with me. Regularly. But it's true, beer is definitely his go-to.)

5. Complete the sentence: "Never have I ever..."

Nope. This is my wife's blog. A thousand nopes.
(Probably for the best.)

Mal Smiles


AiringMyDirtyLaundry said...

Hahaha, fabulous answers! I was amused reading them.

Kate @ Another Clean Slate said...

Haha love his never have I ever answer! And my boyfriend's last FB activity was likely changing his relationship status too :)

Stephanie @ My Freckled Life said...

This post seriously CRACKED ME UP! Especially the eagle part. I was literally laughing out loud at work (uh... not that I'm reading blogs at work... whoops) Your husband sounds like a character!

Megan said...

This was awesome! Hilarious answers - he's quite the comedian!

Kate @ Like American Honey said...

Um, I love this! I am so happy you didn't edit it!! I also particularly appreciate your commentary, haha.

scrapperjen said...

These are fantastic answers!

Haylee said...

I love this! My husband said he wanted to be an Eagle, too. HAHA.

Sharon Cooper said...

Trying this again